Amelia's site!

ReALiTy SuCkS. DoN't AcKnOwLeDgE iT. -A.P.

Hey, Lady! How's it goin? Well....This is Amelia(I guess you know that). On this site I feature movie reviews, recommended cds and cool websites on movies,music and links, pics of clothes on clothes and alot more. Check it out!! Oh yeah, and if you wanna send me a message, email me(Don't expect me to email you back though because I probably won't find the message anyway cuz my inbox is full of crap about random stuff from credit card companies and Montana State University, etc...). Anyway, if you really feel bored, my email address is at the bottom of this page. I also have a page on celebrities with pics and websites featured in celebs. And if you wanna know a little about me, check out about me. Oh yeah... Wanna search the web or search for mp3 downloads? Of course you do. Look @ the bottom of every page in this site and you'll find a search engine and an mp3 search. You can also chat with a friend or post your thoughts, shoutouts, whatever, by going to Blah Blah Blah . Have fun!!!!!!!! And oh yeah...If you don't like my site...YOU'RE MOM GOES TO COLLEGE! Oooooo! BURN! Do you need some ice for that? You're gonna need more than a bandaid for that BURN! That's a 3rd Degree BURN! No, wait! That burn's so bad that they had to create a 4th degree BURN to describe it! You better go to the hospital for that BURN! Oooooo! That BURN was a BURN in itself! You're gonna need serious help for that BURNED BURN! Actually, that BURN so bad, We'll have to call it a FREEZE! Ooooo FREEZE!

Jan-13:Jonathon Zirlot

Feb-7:Shelby Shepherd/ 19:Colton

Mar-16-Stephanie Jacummin/ 22:Ms.Magjuka

Apr-1:Nic /13:Ari

May-7:Sara Renfroe

Jun-11:Malorie Olsen

Jul-3:Mr. Brent Pugh/28:Kaleigh Clark

Aug-1:Iris/14:Chelsey Lightsey

Sep-10:Mary Caroline/20:Houston Horn

Oct-5:Mary Grace and Rachel Hudson /8:Therese and Trey Cook/ 11:Trey Anderson/ 19:Amelia/ 31: Todd Presley and Klancey Phillips

Nov-2:Valerie/ 23:ETHAN PUGH(I LOVE YOU!!!)/ 27:Garett King

Crazy Mississippi Laws

~Adultery or Fornication (living together while not married or having sex with someone that is not your spouse) results in a fine of $500 and/or 6 months in prison.
~Cattle rustling is punishable by hanging.
~Columbus: The fine for waving a gun in public is higher than actually shooting it.
~Horses are not to be housed within 50 feet of any road.
~In Brandon, Mississipi it is illegal to attempt to stop someone from walking down the sidewalk by parking a motorhome in their path.
~In Temperance, MS, you can't walk a dog without dressing it in diapers.
~In Oxford, Miss., it's illegal to "create unnecessary noises."
~It is illegal for a male to be sexually aroused in public.
~Oxford: It is illegal to drive around the town square more than 100 times in a single session. One may not spit on the sidewalks on the square. Motor vehicles on the square are prohibited. Horn honking is not permitted as it might scare horses.
~Tylertown: It is unlawful to shave in the center of main street.
~Unnatural intercourse, if both parties voluntarily participate, results in a maximum sentence of 10 years and $10,000.
~Vagrancy is punishable by either 30 days in prison or a $201 fine.

funny Quotes

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

Best Quotes Ever:

"Hey Lady!" ~Amelia and Iris

"Your mom goes to college!" ~Amelia and Iris

"There's a taco in my car!" ~Amelia

"Is it red or green?" ~Iris

"Who stole my chicken?" ~Shelby

"I stole the chicken!" ~Amelia

"Craig does'nt want me to turn off the lights. Turn off the lights, Craig! No! Craig does'nt want me to turn off the lights!!!" ~Mary Grace and Craig(her second personality)

"Polly took the cookies, mommy. Not me, mommy...Polly. Don't choke me, mommy! It was Polly! Polly, mommy, Pol.....ack ack ack.........." ~Bosco's prank caller

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